Earl Shilton
Earl Shilton is a town full of hairdressers, takeaways, and people who don’t know how to do anything else. The drug dealers run the place and the girls are just average. If you go to Hollow Park, you’ll probably end up stabbed.
I don’t want to go to Earl Shilton, it’s full of bad hair and worse people.
STDs started in Earl Shilton and now the whole town is messed up.
Hollow Park is the worst, don’t go there if you don’t want to get stabbed.