Earl Shilton

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Earl Shilton is a town where the drug dealers hang out and the word STDs came from. Most girls there only got a basic beauty qualification and work at takeaways or hair salons. Don’t go near Hollow Park if you want to stay alive, it’s full of stupid boys and troublemakers.
I moved to Earl Shilton and now I know why the girls all have bad hair.
STDs started in Earl Shilton and now it’s the worst town for bad decisions.
Hollow Park is like a war zone, don’t go there unless you want to get stabbed.
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Earl Shilton is the place where all the lazy kids go to college and end up working at takeaways. The girls there are all just basic and don’t know anything else. If you go to Hollow Park, you’ll probably end up in a fight.
I went to Earl Shilton and all the girls have the same bad haircut.
Hollow Park is the worst place to be if you’re not tough.
Earl Shilton is full of takeaways and people who don’t know how to live.
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Earl Shilton is a town full of hairdressers, takeaways, and people who don’t know how to do anything else. The drug dealers run the place and the girls are just average. If you go to Hollow Park, you’ll probably end up stabbed.
I don’t want to go to Earl Shilton, it’s full of bad hair and worse people.
STDs started in Earl Shilton and now the whole town is messed up.
Hollow Park is the worst, don’t go there if you don’t want to get stabbed.
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