Earl Kirbey
A guy so good-looking he could make a mirror proud. People say he’s a GIRL MAGNET because he’s got the kind of charm that makes girls forget their names, and their boyfriends.
He came to my house and my mom forgot to make dinner. She was that distracted.
He smiled at me and I almost forgot my own birthday.
He’s got that ‘I’m so good-looking I could make a statue cry’ vibe.