Earl Kirbey

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A guy so good-looking he could make a bald man cry. People say he’s a GIRL MAGNET because he’s got the looks and the charm to steal any girl’s heart, or at least her lunch money.
He walked into the cafeteria and the whole room went silent. Even the janitor looked up from his mop.
My sister asked him out and now she’s dating him. I’m still waiting for her to come back to me.
He texted me a selfie and I almost dropped my phone. I was that distracted.
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A man so attractive he could make a pizza look bad. He’s like a fine wine, the kind that costs more than your rent and makes you forget your problems for a while.
He came to my birthday party and all the girls forgot I was even there.
He’s got that vibe, like he walks into a room and everyone else is just background noise.
He’s the reason my crush now hates me. I’m just that jealous.
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A guy who looks so good he could make a dog jealous. If he smiled at you, you’d probably fall in love, or at least forget your homework.
He showed up to class and the teacher had to pause the lesson. Even the dog in the back was looking at him.
I saw him and I almost forgot to breathe. I was that distracted.
He’s got that ‘I could make your life perfect’ kind of charm, or at least your Instagram.
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A man so good-looking he could make a statue blush. He’s got the kind of face that makes people stop talking and start staring, like he’s the main character in a movie and they’re all just extras.
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around. Even the teacher was distracted.
He’s got that face, like he was born to be a heartthrob and not a normal guy.
He showed up to my group chat and now everyone’s asking me out.
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A guy so good-looking he could make a mirror proud. People say he’s a GIRL MAGNET because he’s got the kind of charm that makes girls forget their names, and their boyfriends.
He came to my house and my mom forgot to make dinner. She was that distracted.
He smiled at me and I almost forgot my own birthday.
He’s got that ‘I’m so good-looking I could make a statue cry’ vibe.
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