Earl gregnog
When you take a fancy tea and drown it in eggnog and sugar until it’s like a drunk toddler on a sugar high. Everyone loves it. Everyone dies by it.
I brought gregnog to the office party, and my boss cried. Not from happiness. From the taste of it.
My mom says she drinks gregnog because it’s ‘a little bit Christmas, a little bit chaos.’
I once had gregnog at 2 a. m. and cried into my cereal. It was worth it.