Earl gregnog

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A fancy, sugary mess made by mixing Earl Grey tea with eggnog and enough sugar to make a diabetic weep. It’s like the holiday party in your coffee mug.

My aunt brings gregnog every year and calls it ‘the drink of the divine.’ I call it ‘the drink of my misery.’

I tried to make gregnog and ended up with a drink that looked like vomit. It was glorious.

My brother says gregnog is ‘the only thing worth drinking this time of year.’ I say it’s the only thing worth surviving.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When you take a fancy tea and drown it in eggnog and sugar until it’s like a drunk toddler on a sugar high. Everyone loves it. Everyone dies by it.

I brought gregnog to the office party, and my boss cried. Not from happiness. From the taste of it.

My mom says she drinks gregnog because it’s ‘a little bit Christmas, a little bit chaos.’

I once had gregnog at 2 a. m. and cried into my cereal. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A cursed drink that only the brave or the stupid would try. It’s like Christmas in a cup. Or a prison sentence.

My cousin tried to make gregnog and now lives in a different state. Or so I’ve heard.

I had gregnog for breakfast and now I’m talking to my cereal like it’s my therapist.

My dad says gregnog is the only thing he likes more than his own kids. I think he’s lying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago