Earl gregnog
A cursed drink that only the brave or the stupid would try. It’s like Christmas in a cup. Or a prison sentence.
My cousin tried to make gregnog and now lives in a different state. Or so I’ve heard.
I had gregnog for breakfast and now I’m talking to my cereal like it’s my therapist.
My dad says gregnog is the only thing he likes more than his own kids. I think he’s lying.