Earl Ephraim - A man who still thinks he’s cool because he’s been hanging o

A man who still thinks he’s cool because he’s been hanging out with kids who are still in school and still have to ride the bus

My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.

My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who sits behind him in math class every night.

My uncle’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still thinks he’s cool because he’s been doing this for years.