Earl Ephraim

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A guy who gets a hard on every night thinking about a kid who’s still in school and probably hasn’t even gotten a driver’s license yet

My homie is an Earl Ephraim. He texts his cousin’s little sister every night at 11.

I saw Earl Ephraim at the mall. He was staring at a girl in middle school like she was the last slice of pizza.

My uncle says he’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 14.

A man who can’t stop thinking about a teenager who still has to wear a backpack instead of a messenger bag

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He’s been texting his neighbor’s daughter since she started high school.

My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.

My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.

A person who can’t stop jacking off every night to a kid who’s still in the school system and probably still has to eat lunch in the cafeteria

My buddy’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who brings tuna every day for lunch.

I think my teacher’s an Earl Ephraim. He always stares at the girl who sits in front of him.

My cousin’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 13.

A guy who gets a boner every night because he’s still hanging out with kids who have to wear uniforms and still have to do homework

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who always wears a blue shirt to school.

I saw Earl Ephraim in the hallway. He was staring at the girl who still does homework every night.

My neighbor’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 15.

A man who still thinks he’s cool because he’s been hanging out with kids who are still in school and still have to ride the bus

My dad’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 16.

My brother’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who sits behind him in math class every night.

My uncle’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still thinks he’s cool because he’s been doing this for years.

A person who still gets a hard on every night because he’s been hanging out with a kid who still has to wear a backpack and still has to do homework

My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he still gets a hard on every night thinking about the girl who sits behind him in math class.

I think my teacher’s an Earl Ephraim. He still texts the girl who brings tuna for lunch every day.

My cousin’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 14.