Earl Ephraim
A guy who gets a boner every night because he’s still hanging out with kids who have to wear uniforms and still have to do homework
My friend’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he can’t stop thinking about the girl who always wears a blue shirt to school.
I saw Earl Ephraim in the hallway. He was staring at the girl who still does homework every night.
My neighbor’s an Earl Ephraim. He says he’s been doing this since he was 15.