Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but with way more attitude. They’re like the king and queen but with more swear words and less patience.
Earl said 'I’m the king' and then kicked a wall. Looney said 'I’m the queen' and then threw a sandwich at a dog.
They don’t just rule the world. They yell at it and make it do their homework.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the world just shut up and listened.