Earl and Looney

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Earl and Looney are like the king and queen but way more trashy and loud. They rule the world like it’s their own personal toilet.
Earl and Looney just walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded.
Looney said 'I'm the queen' and Earl said 'I'm the king' and everyone got confused and yelled.
They’re not just ruling the world. They’re ruling it with a mop and a swear word.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Earl and Looney are like the king and queen but they’re more powerful than gods. They don’t just rule the world. They cuss it into submission.
Looney cussed so hard the sky turned red. Earl just laughed and said 'that’s my queen.'
They didn’t just take over the world. They took it by force and made it their playground.
God tried to talk to Earl. Earl said 'I’m busy.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Earl and Looney are the king and queen but with way more attitude. They’re like the king and queen but with more swear words and less patience.
Earl said 'I’m the king' and then kicked a wall. Looney said 'I’m the queen' and then threw a sandwich at a dog.
They don’t just rule the world. They yell at it and make it do their homework.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the world just shut up and listened.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re so powerful they could beat up a god. They’re like the king and queen but with more power and less sense.
They beat up a god just to prove a point. The god cried. Earl laughed.
They’re not just powerful. They’re dumb powerful. Like a god with a headache.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the god said 'I’m tired.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re like the strongest people on Earth. They’re so strong they could punch the sun and make it cry.
Earl punched the sun. It cried. Looney just said 'that’s my king.'
They’re not just strong. They’re strong and loud. Like a god with a megaphone.
They rule the world like it’s their own personal wrestling ring.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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