Earl and Looney
Earl and Looney are the king and queen but they’re so powerful they could beat up a god. They’re like the king and queen but with more power and less sense.
They beat up a god just to prove a point. The god cried. Earl laughed.
They’re not just powerful. They’re dumb powerful. Like a god with a headache.
Looney said 'I’m the queen' and Earl said 'I’m the king' and the god said 'I’m tired.'