earjackulate - You stick a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, you

You stick a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, you feel like your brain is getting a free enema from the devil.

I earjackulated during my yoga class and my teacher thought I was having a spiritual awakening.

I earjackulated while my friend was trying to explain how to play video games.

I earjackulated during a movie and the theater manager came to check on me.