earjackulate

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When you shove a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so deep into your ear, it feels like your brain is getting a free blow job.

My cousin earjackulated during math class and got in trouble for screaming like a feral monkey.

I tried to listen to my mom's old playlist and ended up earjackulated by a toothbrush.

My dog earjackulated while I was taking a shower and I had to clean up toothpaste from the sink.

You jam a Miley Cyrus toothbrush into your ear so hard, it feels like your ear is getting a facepalm from God.

I earjackulated during a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I was having a seizure.

My little brother earjackulated while I was trying to explain how to tie shoes.

I earjackulated in the middle of the grocery store and got a weird look from the cashier.

You shove a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, it feels like your ear is getting a wedgie from the universe.

I earjackulated during my mom's birthday party and she thought I was having a mental breakdown.

I earjackulated in the car and my dad yelled at me for making the radio explode.

I earjackulated during a test and got a zero because I was too busy screaming like a banshee.

You stick a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so far into your ear, you feel like your brain is getting a free enema from the devil.

I earjackulated during my yoga class and my teacher thought I was having a spiritual awakening.

I earjackulated while my friend was trying to explain how to play video games.

I earjackulated during a movie and the theater manager came to check on me.

You jam a Miley Cyrus toothbrush so deep into your ear, it feels like your ear is getting a hot dog from the inside.

I earjackulated during my lunch break and my coworkers thought I was having a heart attack.

I earjackulated during a meeting and my boss gave me a warning.

I earjackulated while I was taking a nap and woke up screaming like a madman.

You push a Miley Cyrus toothbrush into your ear so far, it feels like your ear is getting a wedgie from a unicorn.

I earjackulated during my sister’s wedding and she thought I was having a meltdown.

I earjackulated while I was trying to watch my favorite show.

I earjackulated in the middle of my homework and got a bad grade because I was too busy screaming.