earjackulate
You jam a Miley Cyrus toothbrush into your ear so hard, it feels like your ear is getting a facepalm from God.
I earjackulated during a Zoom meeting and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
My little brother earjackulated while I was trying to explain how to tie shoes.
I earjackulated in the middle of the grocery store and got a weird look from the cashier.