Eardickcheese
The gross stuff that comes out of your ears when you haven't cleaned them in a year and you look like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.
My sister's eardickcheese looked like it had been sitting there since the last Ice Age.
He pulled out a wad of eardickcheese and it smelled like a dead fish.
I told my mom she had eardickcheese so bad it was making me cry.