Eardickcheese

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The gross stuff that comes out of your ears when you haven't cleaned them in a year and you look like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.
My sister's eardickcheese looked like it had been sitting there since the last Ice Age.
He pulled out a wad of eardickcheese and it smelled like a dead fish.
I told my mom she had eardickcheese so bad it was making me cry.
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The sticky, smelly, sometimes glittery mess that comes out of your ears when you're too lazy to wipe it.
My dog's eardickcheese was so bad it made me want to throw up.
I found eardickcheese in my brother's ear and it looked like it had been there since the 90s.
My teacher said my eardickcheese was so bad it was going to fail the whole class.
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The stuff that comes out of your ears when you're too cheap to buy earwax remover and you're too proud to ask your mom.
My little brother's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been sitting there since the dinosaurs.
I told my friend he had eardickcheese so bad it was making the whole room smell like a gym.
My dad's eardickcheese was so bad it looked like it had been there since the day he was born.
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