Ear yogurt
When your ear turns into a yogurt factory because you forgot to clean it, and now your head feels like it’s being pickled.
My ear yogurt came out when I sneezed. It looked like someone had exploded a yogurt cup in my head.
I had to wear a hat to hide my ear yogurt. My dog ran away.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz because she said my ear yogurt was distracting the class.