Ear yogurt

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When you let milk or some other dairy sit in your ear so long it turns into yogurt, and then your brain gets a migraine because it can’t handle the stink and the goo.

My ear was leaking yogurt for two days. I looked like a feral goat.

I tried to clean my ear with a cotton swab and it came out with a cheese-like substance. I cried.

I told my friend I had ear yogurt, and he said, 'You’re not funny. You’re gross.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your ear turns into a yogurt factory because you forgot to clean it, and now your head feels like it’s being pickled.

My ear yogurt came out when I sneezed. It looked like someone had exploded a yogurt cup in my head.

I had to wear a hat to hide my ear yogurt. My dog ran away.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz because she said my ear yogurt was distracting the class.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your ear gets so full of yogurt it starts to smell like a gym sock, and your brain goes on strike.

I had to use my finger to scoop out my ear yogurt. It was like a messy spa treatment.

My ear yogurt was so bad my sister wouldn’t talk to me for a week.

My mom yelled at me for having ear yogurt. She said I was a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago