Ear wanking
Ear wanking with a cotton bud is like sticking a stick up your ear and poking it around like you’re trying to dig out the ear wax. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s definitely not something you do in front of your mom.
I used a cotton bud to ear wank and got ear wax all over my bed. My mom was so mad she took my phone away.
My little brother ear wanked with a cotton bud and spilled ear wax on the floor. He got in trouble.
I ear wanked with a cotton bud and my ear was so full of wax I couldn’t hear anything for a week.