ear tagger
An ear tagger is a woman so big she could double as a cow at the county fair. We call them that because they’ve got tags in their ears, and we’re too scared to say anything else.
At the bar, I whispered, 'Look at that ear tagger, she’s got a tattoo of a donut on her arm.'
My cousin said, 'That ear tagger just ate my entire dinner.'
I texted my friend, 'That ear tagger walked in and the bar went silent.'