ear tagger

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An ear tagger is a woman so big she could double as a cow at the county fair. We call them that because they’ve got tags in their ears, and we’re too scared to say anything else.
At the bar, I whispered, 'Look at that ear tagger, she’s got a tattoo of a donut on her arm.'
My cousin said, 'That ear tagger just ate my entire dinner.'
I texted my friend, 'That ear tagger walked in and the bar went silent.'
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An ear tagger is a woman who could probably weigh a ton. We call them that because they’re too big, and we’re too lazy to come up with anything else.
I said, 'That ear tagger just ordered a whole pizza for herself.'
My buddy yelled, 'Watch out, that ear tagger’s coming this way!'
I posted, 'Ear taggers are the best part of the country bar.'
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An ear tagger is a woman who eats so much she could be a cow. We use that name because we’re too afraid to call them anything else, and we’re too lazy to think.
I said, 'That ear tagger just drank my beer.'
My friend messaged me, 'That ear tagger is my new hero.'
I posted, 'Ear taggers are the real stars of the country bar.'
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