Ear Spoog
Ear spoog is a gunk-only people with guages get. It’s like a slimy, stinky mess that comes out when you yank your plugs. It smells like a dead frog in a garbage can and is the worst.
My ear spoog looked like a turd and I had to throw it away.
I stuck my ear spoog in my teacher’s face and got detention.
My guages had so much spoog I had to use a mop.