Ear Spoog

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Only people with guages get this gross prize. It's like a goopy mess that comes out when you yank out your plugs. It's mostly gunk, sweat, and stuff that smells like a dead raccoon in a sewer.

My guages looked like a swamp after I pulled them out.

I had to clean my ears with a Q-tip and a curse.

My friend laughed so hard he peed on the floor.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Ear spoog is the gift only guage people get. It’s like a sticky, smelly goop that oozes out when you pull your plugs. It smells like a toilet after a raccoon party and tastes like regret.

I stuck my ear spoog in my friend’s face and he cried.

My ear spoog looked like a blob of snot and dirt.

I got so much ear spoog I had to use a spoon to clean it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Ear spoog is a gunk-only people with guages get. It’s like a slimy, stinky mess that comes out when you yank your plugs. It smells like a dead frog in a garbage can and is the worst.

My ear spoog looked like a turd and I had to throw it away.

I stuck my ear spoog in my teacher’s face and got detention.

My guages had so much spoog I had to use a mop.

by Slangipedia 15d ago