Ear Raisin - A hardened, smelly, sometimes glittery lump in your ear that

A hardened, smelly, sometimes glittery lump in your ear that looks like a raisin but smells like your gym sock in July.

My ear raisin is glittery and I don't know why.

I pulled out my ear raisin and it left a trail of goo like a snail's last stand.

My ear raisin is so bad it should have its own Instagram.