Ear Raisin

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A smelly old blob of ear goop that looks like a raisin but smells like your socks after a week in a trash can.

My ear raisin is so big it's like a raisin had a baby with a turd.

I tried to dig it out and it came out in pieces like a bad breakup.

My brother's ear raisin is so bad it made my dog cry.

The dirtiest thing you can find in your ear that looks like a raisin but is basically a cursed piece of your soul.

My ear raisin is so cursed I think it's why I failed math.

I found my ear raisin and it was like finding a dead goldfish in my sock drawer.

My ear raisin is so old it has a beard.

A hardened, smelly, sometimes glittery lump in your ear that looks like a raisin but smells like your gym sock in July.

My ear raisin is glittery and I don't know why.

I pulled out my ear raisin and it left a trail of goo like a snail's last stand.

My ear raisin is so bad it should have its own Instagram.