Ear Gunk - It’s when your ears are so dirty you could plant a garden in

It’s when your ears are so dirty you could plant a garden in them and it would grow bad decisions

I looked in my ear and it looked like a compost bin exploded in there

My ear gunk is so thick I could use it as a glue for my shoes

I tried to take out my earwax and it looked like it had a life of its own