Ear Gunk

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It happens when you don't clean your ears and you still have leftover mess from a party in your ear that happened over a week ago

My ears look like they were used as a snack bag and then left in the sun

I tried to listen to my favorite song and it sounded like a goat was screaming in my head

I tried to put in my earbuds and they got stuck in the gunk like it was a trap

It’s when your ears are so dirty you could plant a garden in them and it would grow bad decisions

I looked in my ear and it looked like a compost bin exploded in there

My ear gunk is so thick I could use it as a glue for my shoes

I tried to take out my earwax and it looked like it had a life of its own

It’s the stuff that builds up in your ears when you refuse to clean them and act like you’re too cool for basic hygiene

My ears look like they were used as a paint bucket and then forgot to clean it

I tried to take a nap and my ear gunk was so loud it woke me up

I tried to put in my earbuds and they got stuck in the gunk like it was a trap