Ear gauge
Those giant, gaping holes in people's ears that look like they got hit by a truck. Some think they're tough, but I think they're just desperate to look like they're from another planet.
My cousin got a 4-inch ear gauge and now his ear looks like a donut shop exploded inside it.
My friend’s mom got one and now she yells at the TV like it’s her ex.
My neighbor’s dog got one and now it looks like it’s about to cry.