Ear gauge

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Those giant, gaping holes in people's ears that look like they got hit by a truck. Some think they're tough, but I think they're just desperate to look like they're from another planet.
My cousin got a 4-inch ear gauge and now his ear looks like a donut shop exploded inside it.
My friend’s mom got one and now she yells at the TV like it’s her ex.
My neighbor’s dog got one and now it looks like it’s about to cry.
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Stupid rings that stretch your ears until they look like they're about to fall off. People think it makes them look cool, but I think they're just trying to hide how sad their lives are.
My brother got one and now his ear looks like a cheeseburger got stuck in it.
My teacher got one and now she screams at the kids like they’re her enemies.
My dog got one and now he looks like he’s been tortured by a clown.
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