ear fucking
When a friend calls you and dumps their whole life on you, then leaves before you get to speak.
My friend called me and cried about her life. Then she hung up. I was so confused I almost screamed.
My cousin called me and told me about her day. Then she said she had to go. I was so mad I almost threw my phone.
My brother called me and talked about his job for an hour. Then he hung up. I was so angry I almost yelled.