ear fucking

My cousin called and cried for 20 minutes about her ex. I was so tired I fell asleep on the phone.

My mom called and told me about her day, her dog, her neighbor, and her ex. I almost threw the phone.

My friend called and talked about his cat for an hour. I was half-dead by the time he hung up.

My sister put a pencil in my ear and I let her. I was too busy laughing at her face.

My dad stuck a pen in my ear and I said nothing. I was too scared to speak.

My brother stuck a ruler in my ear and I just smiled. I knew I'd get it back later.

My friend’s ears are so stretched they look like they're about to drop off. I can’t even look at them.

My cousin has gauges so big I thought they were earrings. They’re just the beginning.

My brother got his ears stretched and now he looks like a weirdo. I can't stop laughing at him.

My friend asked a girl for a blow job and she said no. Instead she told him about her day. He was heartbroken.

My brother called a girl and she said no to a blow job. Then she told him about her cat. He was in shock.

My cousin got rejected for a blow job and had to listen to her rant for an hour. He was screaming inside.

I tried to get laid and failed. Instead, I listened to my crush talk for two hours. I was so bored I almost fell asleep.

My friend couldn’t get laid and had to listen to his crush for an hour. He was dying inside.

I called my crush and he wouldn’t get me laid. He just talked about his day. I was so tired I almost quit life.

My friend called a girl and she said no to a blow job. Instead she told him about her life. He was so mad he almost screamed.

I called my crush and she said no. Instead she talked about her job for an hour. I was so annoyed I almost yelled at her.

My brother called a girl and she said no. She just talked about her cat for 20 minutes. He was so mad he almost threw his phone.

My friend called me and cried about her life. Then she hung up. I was so confused I almost screamed.

My cousin called me and told me about her day. Then she said she had to go. I was so mad I almost threw my phone.

My brother called me and talked about his job for an hour. Then he hung up. I was so angry I almost yelled.