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When you can't get laid and you're stuck listening to a girl talk about her life for hours
I called my friend and she talked about her dog for 40 minutes. I didn’t even get to tell her about my ex.
I asked a girl out and she just talked about her mom for an hour. I was ready to leave.
I tried to flirt with a girl and she talked about her job for 30 minutes. I just hung up.