Ear Fuck

My cousin called me and just rambled about her ex for 45 minutes. I hung up and cried.

My sister's friend won't give me head and keeps talking about her cat. I'm going insane.

I tried to chat up this girl and she just talked about her mom's bad hair for an hour.

I called my mom and she started talking about her garden and her neighbor's dog. I hung up and yelled at the phone.

My cousin won't give me head and instead rants about her job. I want to scream.

I tried to flirt with a girl, and she talked about her sister's bad dating life for 30 minutes. I was ready to die.

My mom won't stop talking about my brother's bad grades. I'm going to lose it.

My dad yaps about his golf game for hours. I can't take it anymore.

My sister won't stop nagging me about my hair. I’m ready to kill her.

My friend talked about his pet fish for 20 minutes. I was about to rip my hair out.

My boss rambled about his weekend for an hour. I was ready to quit.

I called my friend and she talked about her ex for 40 minutes. I just stared at my phone in silence.

My brother stuck his finger in my ear and I almost puked.

My friend shoved a pencil in my ear and I screamed like a baby.

My sister jammed her finger in my ear and I ran out of the room.

I called my friend and she talked about her dog for 40 minutes. I didn’t even get to tell her about my ex.

I asked a girl out and she just talked about her mom for an hour. I was ready to leave.

I tried to flirt with a girl and she talked about her job for 30 minutes. I just hung up.

I called my cousin and she ranted about her ex for 20 minutes and then said she had to go. I was mad.

I called my friend and she talked about her day for 45 minutes and then said she had to leave. I screamed.

I called my sister and she told me about her cat for 30 minutes and then hung up. I was furious.