ear fisting
When you cram so many Q-tips in your ear it feels like your brain is getting tossed in a blender and you’re too stubborn to stop
My mom tried to tell me I was gonna fail algebra and I just did ear fisting and said 'I don't wanna hear it'
I did ear fisting during my boss's rant about the coffee machine
My cousin did ear fisting during my aunt's entire wedding speech and still didn't hear the punchline