ear fisting

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When you cram so many Q-tips in your ear it feels like your brain is getting tossed in a blender and you’re too stubborn to stop

My mom tried to tell me I was gonna fail algebra and I just did ear fisting and said 'I don't wanna hear it'

I did ear fisting during my boss's rant about the coffee machine

My cousin did ear fisting during my aunt's entire wedding speech and still didn't hear the punchline

A way to block out the truth so hard your ears are screaming and you still don’t care

I did ear fisting during my dad’s ‘you’re gonna get fired’ speech and still didn’t believe him

My friend did ear fisting during the ‘you’re gonna fail the test’ speech and still got a D

I did ear fisting during my mom’s ‘you’re gonna end up in jail’ speech and still forgot my keys

Putting so many Q-tips in your ears you’re basically saying ‘I don’t want to hear any of your stupid problems’

I did ear fisting during my brother’s ‘you’re gonna lose your phone’ speech and still lost it

I did ear fisting during my teacher’s ‘you’re gonna get a zero’ speech and still got a zero

I did ear fisting during my dad’s ‘you’re gonna get grounded’ speech and still went out with my friends