Ear-eyes
A person whose eyes are so wide, they could fit a whole pizza in there. And their ears are just as big. That’s just wrong.
That guy at the mall is an ear-eye. He looks like he just saw a free taco and a traffic jam.
My dad is an ear-eye. He looks like he’s been staring at a neon sign and a cat at the same time.
My friend is an ear-eye. He looks like he just finished a marathon and a karaoke night.