Ear-eyes

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A person whose eyes are as wide as their ears. Like they’ve been hit by a truck and a pizza at the same time.

Bro, you're an ear-eye. You look like you've been staring at a neon sign for 12 hours straight.

My mom is an ear-eye. She looks like she just saw a ghost and a buffet.

That guy at the concert is an ear-eye. He’s been screaming so loud, his eyes are about to pop out.

A person whose eyes are so big, they could be used as doorways. And they’re also attached to ears. That’s just sad.

My cousin is an ear-eye. He looks like he just swallowed a disco ball.

That guy in the class is an ear-eye. He looks like he’s been staring at a spider for 20 minutes.

My teacher is an ear-eye. She looks like she’s been up all night and also had a fight with a mirror.

A person whose eyes are so wide, they could fit a whole pizza in there. And their ears are just as big. That’s just wrong.

That guy at the mall is an ear-eye. He looks like he just saw a free taco and a traffic jam.

My dad is an ear-eye. He looks like he’s been staring at a neon sign and a cat at the same time.

My friend is an ear-eye. He looks like he just finished a marathon and a karaoke night.