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When someone’s voice is so loud it feels like they’re right next to you, but they’re actually in another state. It’s usually because they turned their mic up so high it broke the sound wave.
She yelled so loud I could hear her in the next room, and I’m not even a ghost.
My friend talked so loud I thought my dog was getting a haircut.
He was so loud I got a free pizza because I yelled back at him.