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A loud, annoying noise that sounds like someone is screaming into a hair dryer while their face is melting. It usually happens on voice chat apps when someone’s mic is broken or their volume is cranked to eleven.
My teammate’s voice was so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop off.
I heard a goat screaming and I was like, 'That’s my friend.'
He yelled so loud I got a headache and a free coupon for a taco.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone’s voice is so loud it feels like they’re right next to you, but they’re actually in another state. It’s usually because they turned their mic up so high it broke the sound wave.
She yelled so loud I could hear her in the next room, and I’m not even a ghost.
My friend talked so loud I thought my dog was getting a haircut.
He was so loud I got a free pizza because I yelled back at him.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A noise so loud it makes your brain want to quit. It's usually caused by someone's mic being set to 'maximum pain' or their voice being like a volcano that just erupted.
His voice was so loud I thought I was in a war zone.
She talked so loud I got a free drink and a nap.
He was so loud I asked my mom if I was dreaming.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone’s voice is so loud it’s like they’re trying to knock your teeth out. It happens when the mic is broken or the volume is so high it’s like someone turned up the chaos.
My teammate talked so loud I thought my ears were gonna fall off.
She yelled so loud I got a free ice cream and a lecture.
He was so loud I thought my dog was screaming at a math test.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A noise so loud it feels like your head is about to explode. It's usually caused by someone’s voice being turned up to 'maximum annoyance' or their mic being broken like it got hit by a truck.
He yelled so loud I got a free soda and a headache.
She talked so loud I thought I was in a concert and I wasn’t even there.
My friend was so loud I asked my teacher if I was being punished.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone’s voice is so loud it sounds like a herd of elephants just ran through your ears. It usually happens because their mic is broken or their volume is so high it’s like they’re trying to beat the sound of a jet engine.
My teammate talked so loud I got a free candy bar and a warning.
She yelled so loud I thought my dog was trying to beat a drum.
He was so loud I got a free taco and a nap.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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