Ear Ass - An ear ass is when your butt is so bad, it makes you want to

An ear ass is when your butt is so bad, it makes you want to scream and throw things. It’s the worst.

I saw my neighbor’s ass, and I wanted to throw my cereal at him.

My sister’s ass is so bad, it makes me want to cry.

My friend’s ass is an ear ass, and I screamed in the middle of math class.