Ear Ass

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An ear ass is a butt so weak it can’t even hold up a fish brain. It’s like a jelly donut with no jam.

My cousin’s ass is so weak, it can’t even hold up a donut.

That guy’s ear ass is so flabby, it looks like a melted candle.

I told my mom her ass is an ear ass, and she called me a donut head.

An ear ass is like a pancake that fell off a truck. It’s flat, droopy, and flaps like a tired old dog.

My grandma’s ass is an ear ass, and it flaps like a lazy dog.

That girl’s ass is so flat, it could be used as a stepping stone.

My brother’s ass is an ear ass, and it looks like it’s about to cry.

An ear ass is when your butt is so bad, it makes you want to scream and throw things. It’s the worst.

I saw my neighbor’s ass, and I wanted to throw my cereal at him.

My sister’s ass is so bad, it makes me want to cry.

My friend’s ass is an ear ass, and I screamed in the middle of math class.

An ear ass is when you get so mad at someone, you punch their ass so hard it rings in their ears.

I punched my brother’s ass so hard, it rang like a bell.

My mom punched my dad’s ass so hard, it sounded like a donkey’s laugh.

I gave my friend an ear up his ass, and he cried like a baby.