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The six kingdoms of classification (in taxonomy) are like the six different types of jerks you meet in life. Some are bacteria. Some are animals. Some are just plain weird.
I swear I’ve seen every kingdom in my biology class. Some of them are still alive.
My teacher said fungi are like the cool kids of the kingdoms. I don’t get it.
I don’t know what a kingdom is, but I know I’m in one.