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The six kingdoms of classification (in taxonomy) are like the six different types of jerks you meet in life. Some are bacteria. Some are animals. Some are just plain weird.

I swear I’ve seen every kingdom in my biology class. Some of them are still alive.

My teacher said fungi are like the cool kids of the kingdoms. I don’t get it.

I don’t know what a kingdom is, but I know I’m in one.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different groups of people who all think they know everything about life. And they’re all wrong.

My friend said plants are the quiet ones. I think he’s lying.

I tried to explain kingdoms to my mom. She said she’s a kingdom by herself.

There’s a kingdom for animals. That’s me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different types of people who all think they’re the best at being alive. And they’re all wrong.

I think I’m in the animal kingdom. But I might be wrong.

My dad says he’s in the bacteria kingdom. I don’t believe him.

I don’t know why there are six kingdoms. It’s confusing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The six kingdoms of classification are like the six different kinds of people who all think they’re the most important in life. And they’re all full of it.

I said I’m in the animal kingdom. My teacher said I’m in the wrong one.

I don’t know what a kingdom is, but I think I’m in one.

I think I’m in the fungi kingdom. I’m weird.

by Slangipedia 14d ago