Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer
Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are two delusional kids who think they’re gods, but they’re just fighting over a love interest while the world burns.
Eamon turned a pizza into a portal to another dimension. Luke just threw a cheeseburger at him and said, 'You’re welcome.'
They fought over a girl in a mall, and now the escalators are on fire.
Luke used his demon powers to steal Eamon’s lunch. Eamon turned it into a giant sandwich monster.