Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer

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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are like angels and demons fighting in a never-ending, stupid battle. They’re just two dumb kids with way too much power, and they’re trying to not be total failures.
Eamon just used his angel powers to blow up a taco truck. Luke laughed and then turned it into a flaming taco monster.
Luke tried to punch Eamon, but Eamon turned it into a lightsaber duel in a subway station.
They got into a fight over a girl, and now the whole city is covered in glowing energy and broken phones.
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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are two delusional kids who think they’re gods, but they’re just fighting over a love interest while the world burns.
Eamon turned a pizza into a portal to another dimension. Luke just threw a cheeseburger at him and said, 'You’re welcome.'
They fought over a girl in a mall, and now the escalators are on fire.
Luke used his demon powers to steal Eamon’s lunch. Eamon turned it into a giant sandwich monster.
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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are two idiots who think they’re saving the world, but they’re just fighting over a girl and making everything explode.
Eamon used his angel powers to make the sky pink. Luke used his demon powers and made it explode. Now it’s just purple.
They got into a fight in the middle of a concert, and the drummer turned into a dragon.
Luke tried to kiss the love interest, but Eamon turned it into a karate match with a robot.
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