Eaknath
This guy looks like a biker gang leader but he’s basically a big softie who would let his dog lick his face for a taco. He’ll fight for you like a lunatic but then fall asleep on the job.
Eaknath broke a chair for my crush but then passed out on the couch.
He yelled at a pizza delivery guy for 10 minutes then cried when the pizza was cold.
He ran a marathon for his mom but forgot to bring socks.