Eaknath

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This guy looks like a biker gang leader but he’s basically a big softie who would let his dog lick his face for a taco. He’ll fight for you like a lunatic but then fall asleep on the job.

Eaknath broke a chair for my crush but then passed out on the couch.

He yelled at a pizza delivery guy for 10 minutes then cried when the pizza was cold.

He ran a marathon for his mom but forgot to bring socks.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He’s got the looks of a tough guy but he’s just a big baby who cries at sad movies and takes 3 hours to decide what shirt to wear.

He cried during the ending of Frozen 2 and then called his mom.

He spent 2 hours choosing between blue and green socks.

He screamed when he saw a spider on the wall.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

He’s like a superhero who fights for you but then forgets to do his homework and eats all the snacks.

He saved me from a bully but then ate the whole bag of chips.

He fought the principal for me but forgot to do his math test.

He beat up a kid for me but then fell asleep in class.

by Slangipedia 14d ago