Eagleva
Eagleva is the ultimate Eva. You’re so hot, so smart, and so stylish that even the eagle would envy you. Only one Eva can be called that. The rest are just regular Evas.
My ex is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a trash can. She took him to dinner and left him there.
My sister is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who had a beard and a bad sense of humor. She laughed and said he was just a normal guy.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who didn’t know what a PhD was. She smiled and said he was just an average guy.